I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment
conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return
The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.
"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"
when you accidentally tell someone something that was meant to be a secret
me in the club
Like I know plans change and a lot of the times things don’t go as planned but if you make plans with someone and put in 0 effort to stick to them no one is going to trust you.
just straight up.
ps do this in repetition and you will genuinely convince people that you 1. do not care and 2. are selfish